porcupeon

i thought of "shockeon" and "staticeon" but they didnt have the right sound. i also kept just thinking of "jolteon" which was stupid

séxyeon

you cant write 'sexy' in the pokemon name so i needed the '

"spicyeon" was another contender. arguably a better one (i dont think anyone finds flareon a thick choice of ass) (please do not keep this in oh my god)

transgendeon

obviously

crunchyeon

i kept trying to make "iceeon" work... icee like that soda slushy drink; i think i got to "icee(drink)eon" before just ditching it

other contenders were "rhombeon" and "bobeon"

kuudereon

obviously

i also thought of "blazeon" (like sonic) but itd probably be confusing...

drooleon

wait vaporeon has a tail?? really?? really i didn't know this...

"It prefers beautiful shores. With cells similar to water molecules, it could melt in water."

"It has evolved to be suitable for an aquatic life. It can invisibly melt away into water."

...what????

attitudeon

obviously

(not to be trifled with. dont mess with me)

cabbageon

likely my favorite one... either this or espeon; i only got this near the end of the game but i trained it a lot so it could replace my stupid roserade

(i know its more like lettuce, but cabbage is cuter and more delicious...)

baby

the baby

infant

i named it this cause i got it as a budew. after finding out its evolution looks like tuxedo mask from sailor moon it seemed like destiny

pandan fufu

pandan is a grassy plant food in some parts of asia and fufu is a kind of 'fluffy' staple food in some parts of africa. these foods arent really eaten together but it makes for a cute name?

i imagine these two really cutely as siblings lol. i wonder if theres any eps of pokemon where james brings along a little sister... i imagine it like that. pandan quietly buffing infant's attacks to make him believe he's really that strong (awwwww)

mama

i just wanted to breed a surskit really... but i found this one cute as well; surskit looks too pathetic to not have a mama anyway

sasan!

this is the one that goes 'ah' in the anime. this is the only reason i wanted it

stu

pid

goku

duh

baby goku

duh

(i really like these ones... they have a similar 'cute+cool' flavor as sonic charas; i named them after dragon ball but i imagine when these get hurt its more like this instead of grunting and screaming)

oatmeal

he just looks like an oatmeal!! i find it too amusing having the most collected and expressionless thing be tightly associated with a bowl of oatmeal

porridge

porridge is the dignified kind of oatmeal

babita

the littlest sibling. despite all their squabbles they're always looking out for baby babi